Since I don't curse, seriously, the most I say is "crap", I come up with absurd names to call people. "Pizza-lickers" is a word which here means "stupid, freaking people with no lives to speak of." I used to say "Cakesniffers", but decided not to steal Lemony Snicket's word. Instead of going on a cursing rampage, I exclaim in a voice loud enough for humanity: "Oh, fudge in the shape of a lemon Popsicle, covered in lightly toasted almonds, and a brief covering of powdered sugar!" Try it, it works wonders.
Why I am telling you this? Well, because people in school are pizza-lickers. They make fun of people, when they,apparently, haven't looked in a mirror, and thus shouldn't make fun of anyone.
Monday, May 14
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